Bomb Iraq - Funny poetry

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
    
    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi
    And the bank takes back your Audi
    And the TV shows are bawdy,
    Bomb Iraq.
    
    If the corporate scandals growing, bomb Iraq.
    And your ties to them are showing, bomb Iraq.
    If the smoking gun aren't smoking
    We don`t care, and we`re not joking.
    That Saddam will soon be croaking,
    Bomb Iraq.