A guy goes on a business trip to Hong Kong and decides to spend the last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. After returning home he notices a very weird green sore festering on his penis. So he goes to his doctor.
After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, “You have a bad case of Hong Kong Dong. I’m sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!”
The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion.
The second doc says, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away."
Our hero still can’t accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says "These Western Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary."
Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."
After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, “You have a bad case of Hong Kong Dong. I’m sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!”
The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion.
The second doc says, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away."
Our hero still can’t accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says "These Western Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary."
Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."
